21 Reasons Why Being A Redhead Is
Awesome
For you Maddison (Little Red)
1. Only 2% of the world’s population
has red hair. So you’re a majestic unicorn, basically.
Hi, rare
creature, can I keep you??
2. You’re huge in the wizarding
world.
Like, seriously, you’ve basically
got this on LOCKS.
3. Oh, and we also have the best
Disney Princess.
4. You’ll never get lost in a crowd,
because your hair is like a mighty red beacon of hope.
5. If you dye your hair, red is the
hardest shade to maintain, which means no one can REALLY ever fake your color.
We know who you are, fakers, and we accept
you.
6. You don’t have to worry about
being unique, because your hair does all that work for you.
7. If you get angry, you can always
use your “fiery temper” as an excuse.
You wanna mess with me? Go for it. I
dare you.
8. Red hair is a recessive gene, so
if you have a redhead child, it means you’ve won the damn genetic lottery.
9. And if you’re dating a redhead,
just know that you are one lucky SOB
10. Redheads are natural muses, and
we’re used in famous works of art A LOT.
In 2010, Roy Lichtenstein’s
“Ohhh…Alright…” painting of a redhead sold for $42.6 million.
11. Queen Elizabeth I was a redhead,
and she was a badass.
She reigned for 44 years and ushered in the Elizabethan era, which is
responsible for William Shakespeare’s popularity. Other famous redheads? How
about George Washington, Cleopatra, Vincent van Gogh, and Chuck Norris.
12. Mark Twain, also a ginger,
compared us to the best animals ever:
Sorry, dog lovers, but cats are for the win here.
13. As a redhead, you develop an
awesome sense of humor, because you grow up being teased.
14. Like, we’re the funniest. See
what I mean?
15. We have the hotter prince.
THERE, I said it. Sorry, I’m not sorry.
16. Every year, there’s an entire
day dedicated to celebrating red hair in the Netherlands.
This year’s
Redhead Day has already passed, but you’ve got time to plan your trip for next
year!
17. Red hair comes in so many
different shades, and yet each one is vibrant. How is this possible? Magic,
most likely.
18. In medieval times, Romanians
believed that redheads were vampires, which is pretty sexy.
Don’t
mess with us, or we’ll bite you!
19. Red hair doesn’t gray as much as
other hair colors. That’s right, we’re winners!
It tends to turn blond
first, then go white.
20. When you see other redheads, you
immediately feel an unmistakable solidarity with them.
It’s like
we’re all in the best club in the world, and we know the secret handshake.
21. In conclusion: Being a redhead
means you’re super unique, and being different is definitely something to be
proud of.
GINGERS, UNITE!


























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